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shianali-deactivated20150923 fragte: DUDE YOU'RE BACK AND YOU'RE A CEO'S ASSISTANT AND YOU LOOK SHARP THAT'S GREAT AS ALL FUCK

Well, I mean, the company only has like 7 people working for it so it’s not like I’m the personal assistant to the CEO of like a multi-million dollar corporation or anything

spinesaw fragte: where the fuk u been

kishiria:

the-pournival:

I GOT A JOB AND MOVED BUT IM OKAY AND ITS AWESOME I HAVE A JOB I WEAR DRESS SHIRTS AT AND HAVE A DESK AND A PHONE AND SHIT ASDAFSJDFFHSDFJSDFGH 

That’s great!  Can you wear ties?

I could if I wanted. But I think I would stick out a lot. I’m the snappiest dressed guy at the whole office just wearing a nice dress shirt with the sleeves rolled and dress slacks/chinos/a nice belt/my paddock boots i wear everywhere

The whole office pretty much wears like

utterly casual stuff. It’s a small software firm— it’s a bunch of code monkeys in there. The CEO wore grubby jeans today. Everybody else had on like, shorts and t shirts and skate shoes or whatnot.

Did I mention I am said CEO’s personal assistant 

spinesaw fragte: where the fuk u been

I GOT A JOB AND MOVED BUT IM OKAY AND ITS AWESOME I HAVE A JOB I WEAR DRESS SHIRTS AT AND HAVE A DESK AND A PHONE AND SHIT ASDAFSJDFFHSDFJSDFGH 

I also have dishes to do and the rest of the house to finish trying to clean and organize. 

-collapses- 

Exhausted. Helped a friend put stuff in storage. Fed the leezurd and the snehk. Tommorow is the Costumer’s Guild yard sale. 

On a good note, I got a call back about a job and I have an interview on Monday…… the position? Being the personal assistant to the CEO of a company that distributes and troubleshoots the software used by restaurants to make orders/tickets. 

On a less good note: The bedbug guys come for their inspection on Monday or Tuesday and my roommate’s room isn’t ready for them to inspect and I am growing rapidly concerned it will not be by then. 

Day 3 after our house was debedbugged: 

I now have a bedframe under my bed. I have not had this since I was about 16. It has wheels. Combined with my boxspring and mattress, my bed is now weirdly tall to me. 

Our living room looks pitiful and depressing without any couches in it.

Oh yeah, and I still am sleeping on my bed, and still don’t think I have been bitten by anything. So, that’s good.   

Snuggies are an utter joke to make but this alabama-print fleece makes me wince a bit

only-transhuman:

milgramexperiment:

tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS

Sorry, what’s that?  Having trouble hearing you up here. [x]

Now I’m imagining the Warhound’s crew saying that to the crew of an Imperator class…

(Quelle: fakeandinspace, via solaire-of-thedas-deactivated20)

upsides to having dealt with bedbugs: 

I know exactly what it feels like to order exterminatus.